Abducted Brains Used For Kid’s Balloons
on Other Planets  – CoverUps.com

For some time now researchers at the International Center for Abduction Research have long speculated about why aliens would want to abduct human beings, conduct experiments and do all sorts of neurological research and other stupid stuff to us. Now, images found on a Brain-wave camera phone believed to belong to a Grey alien have revealed surprising insights into alien abductions. It appears our brains are being cloned to create “brain balloons” for alien children. It is most chilling.

By Matthew "Scratch" DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Senior researcher, Bret Newbomb, at the International Abduction Center for Abduction Research (ICAR) found some pictures on a brain-camera-phone that belongs to (what is believed to be) a careless alien visiting Earth on an abduction spree.

“The images reveal some startling truths about aliens coming to earth and what their real intentions might be,” said Newbomb. “It is clear they are not here on friendly endeavors… rather, they want to clone our brains and use them as balloons for their children.”

Newbomb said it is clear that the pictures are of alien children parading around with floating brains over them, tethered by some sort of umbilical like strap, show exactly what their attentions are regarding alien medical experiments and have put a long mystery to rest. "They simply want to entertain their children. Now, having figured that one out, science can move onto more important things," Newbomb stated.

“I accidentally deleted the little video segment on the camera,” said Newbomb. “It showed a father alien with his two little alien brats… They were hitting a floating brain up in the air like it was some kind of volleyball… It was actually kind of cool and might offer us insight into how the brain could serve as a flotation advice…”

Apparently, the surprises don't end there.

“What is even weirder, is it appeared the brains were screaming out things and were fully aware that they were transplanted out of human bodies and were now being kept alive in some sort of strange new world.”

Newbomb says they're not sure why alien children like to play with human brains He thinks they may be attracted to the slimy green-ish texture of most human brains, but he is otherwise unsure of the reason.

Having put the mystery of alien abductions to rest, Newbomb was at a loss to explain what should be the next mystery science should solve.

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