Alien Food: Yes. They do exist... Haven't you
seen our other pages? Now you may be wondering what they eat. Don't worry, they don't
like the taste of human flesh; apparently it's too salty. So what do
they eat? After a recent interview with a particular Martian (whose
name and identity will remain concealed for protective rights and security
of his/her/its people), CoverUps.com has obtained the following startling information…
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The Grefnwidoos can survive on PEZ candy alone: preferably Batman PEZ. Apparently the sugary substance meshes well with
their ionic fluid intake and provides them with all the essential nutrients
to sustain a healthy body. |
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You wouldn't think it, but this is actually the
headquarters for the Wupolary aliens. |
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Seems the Wupolary's can survive on doughnuts;
a consumption of 16 a day is required to stay alive, 8 to properly function.
The high grease and fat content provides ample lubrication for their
digestive bowels, and the sugar works great with their metabolism processes. |
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Though it isn't pure sugar, the Yerbukadiki aliens love prunes. They too can feast on sugary concoctions but prefer this
dehydrated fruit above all other forms. Moreover, just like humans,
it keeps them regular. |
After much poking, prodding, and friendly interrogation,
our alien friend revealed to CoverUps.com that the primary
staple for most aliens is sugar. Though certain species
prefer different types and variations of sugar, all in all, they will
munch, suck, chew, drink, and swig through any sugary concoction available.
Seems humans and aliens may have more in common than originally thought
after all!
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