Your Martian Number – CoverUps.com

Alien Revelations: Recently CoverUps.com has unveiled the truth behind the Hertinskuyar aliens and their plans to dominate mankind. Apparently the Hertinskuyar aliens plan on invading Earth in the year 2089 to overtake civilization. However, humans will be allowed to cohabitate with the alien species, providing they don their assigned categorical number. Think of it as the post-modern scarlet letter for all of mankind.

That's right, man, woman, and child alike will all be assigned a specific number that places them in the Hertinskuyar database. The intent is for the Hertinskuyar species to have total control over humans at all times, from what we eat, to where we sleep, to how we dress. So get ready, because here they come!

Witness the bad news - ugly Hertinskuyar aliens are assigning every man, woman and child on earth a unique number.

No matter where she hides, the aliens can easily find Tiffany; #31.