Restaurant Trains Penguins
to be Waiters – CoverUps.com

Meet your new wait staff.

By Fredericka Kozlowski
CoverUps.com Investigator

SAGADAHOG, ME - The penguin suit has a whole new meaning, at least in Maine, where a popular seafood restaurant has been rumored to be getting new staff members. The revolutionary crew will range from waiters to entertainers to bathroom attendants. But these new employees aren't even getting paid.

It's genius, not only will they save TONS of money but will also draw TONS of customers. This has just never been done before," says local Gene Adaman.

Many sources have leaked that these trainees are in fact, penguins. They are not only being trained as waiters, but every Friday and Saturday night some will perform in a show.

"We have acquired some top notch talent, their work ethic is just unbelievable, and they are also the cutest things ever," an anonymous source from the restaurant told CoveUps.com. "But the slower ones had been put in charge of holding towels in the bathroom. We are an equal opportunity establishment."

PETA has heard of the rumors and have been up in arms over the idea. Worries over penguin cruelty from owners and customers are the main focus. The owners had this to say,"Hey, at least they are not on the menu." And they are within the law, they are playing by the same rules as Sea World.

But many skeptics ask how in the world is this going to work, penguins don't speak English after all. Will they understand the difference between ranch and blue cheese? The answer is complicated, but thanks to our sources, CoverUps.com was lucky enough to get a glimpse of the amazing technology involved. Apparently the penguins will carry devices that ask for drink orders, appetizers, etc. When the customers responds, the penguin pushes the button for specifics or the next order.

But what about menu questions? "The menu descriptions are so thorough that the customer will know exactly what they are getting, no further knowledge needs to be gained." says our unnamed source.

After the fluffy friend takes the order back into the kitchen, they get to rest before the dinner is done to avoid confusion over tables, because they then will have to deliver the food as well. "Those little guys are much stronger then people give them credit for!"

The time frame for their introduction is still up in the air. It could be anywhere from six months to a year. Rumors of full reservations for the first three weeks make the owners more eager to start this thing. Same goes for the birds, who can't wait wait for all the tips

BACK TO: Silly Business CoverUps Index

BACK TO: Silly CoverUps Index • Specials • Main Index
BurialServices.com • Flirting.com • PlayingPolitics.com