Tax Free Income - CoverUps.com

The Funny Money: Everybody hates it. April 15th, that dreaded day… Tax Day!

For all you Uncle Samaphobics out there, CoverUps.com is here to tell you that there is hope. Here at CoverUps.com we have unveiled yet another conspiracy led by the IRS and their intent to overtax and overcharge Americans for everything. That's right, seems there is an unusual clause pending the defining of tax-free income. What does that mean you ask? Basically what was once previously assumed to be taxable income, in truth, isn't. Below are just a few examples of tax free income that is easy to come by, easy on your wallet, and easy on your tax returns…

Couch Money- precisely what the IRS doesn't want you to find on your relaxing days off when, in your lazy stupor, you aren't being a patriotic citizen of indentured corporate American servitude (i.e. working). Ahh, yes, Couch Money; it's free, it's fun, it's surprising, and it's completely tax free!

Street Green - AKA money found on a dirty street corner (clean corners may have a pending clause to their tax-free status), or next to a run-down building, all are declared completely tax-free! That's right, that dingy five dollar bill at the bottom of the storm drain, or that shiny quarter you found in the pay phone are both tax-free!

I Love You Green - Yes, the "Gift of Green" is also tax free. That's right! All the money given to you from beloved aunts, uncles, grandparents, and parents is completely tax free (Pending a certain amount not to exceed x dollars. Additional fees and or tax rates may apply. See the IRS tax-free income handbook for more information on rules and regulations).

With today's standard of living higher than ever, inflation might put a damper to this pleasant surprise. Then again, who is going to refuse free, tax-free money? For the acquisition of tax-free money (i.e. chump change) refer to the couch, payphone, or street corner nearest you!

Happy Treasure Hunting!

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