Britney Buys Car For Her Baby – CoverUps.com

Pop star Britney Spears has purchased a car for her son, Sean Preston. Baby Spears has been seen driving Britney around Hollywood to parties and other high-profile events. A brave photographer snapped this candid just before being run down by the adorable youngster, who has yet to grasp such concepts as vehicular manslaughter.

By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has been seen everywhere around Los Angeles lately, especially with new gal pal Paris Hilton. However, CoverUps has learned that she has a new chauffer who's more adept at driving than any of her previous bodyguards. What's more: it is a family affair. Her baby, Sean Preston, is now her new driver.

"Hey, I don't carr how old he is," she told CoverUps.com. "Sean is a an excellent driver... Believe me, I would rather have my infant son driver a car than Paris after a night of heavy drinking and that goes for me too."

Britney said that while Sean Preston is allowed to drive the car (a new Laborghini), it's only while she is intoxicated. The same goes for her gal pals and whatever other celebrity bimbos she decides to hang with, she said.

"I think Sean learned how to drive from my Ex, Kevin Federline – who was routinely smashed every time he sat down behind a wheel," she said. "Conversely, I think Kevin learned how to drink from bottle like Sean. So maybe it was good all the way around."

We asked Britney if this was just another example of how irresponsible she was as a parent.

"Oops... I did it again," she said.

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