Paramount fires "Medical Head Man"
for Tom Cruise like behavior - CoverUps.com

Medical Head Man, a real live animated freak from Scranton, Pa. looks like a cross between "Pinhead" and a dyed mannequin. He was set to assume a huge role in Paramount Pictures portfolio of high-powered actors as a recurring super hero. However, his erratic off-the-camera antics prompted him to be fired by Summer Redstone, President of Paramount Pictures.

By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

HOLLYWOOD — In the wake of firing wack-job Tom Cruise from its portfolio of high caliber movie stars, lost in the hubbub was Paramount Pictures decision to deep six “Medical Head Man: The Movie,” a super hero movie about a guy who looks like a medical head dummy used for students to learn about the brain.

The premise of the movies series involved Medical Head Man visiting hospitals and helping surgeons navigate often tricky neurosurgeon techniques by providing rare insight into the human brain. Also, he was to sleep with a many nurses.

Summer Redstone, President of Paramount Pictures, quietly shelved the project after the firestorm he created by publicly giving Tom Cruise the boot. Many Like Cruise, Hollywood insiders feel it was the erratic behavior of Medical Head Man on shows such as Oprah, where he showed cross sections of his brain right after jumping up and down on Oprah Winfrey's couch.

"I will say the last thing we need is another selfish, egomaniac in our portfolio," said Summer Redstone, President of Paramount Pictures and egomaniac himself.” So Medical Head and Tom Cruise can go film Mission Impossible Medical Head for all I care. They are both washed up in this town.”

Medical Head Man first got his break as a Pentium III Processor "blue guy" model in the popular microprocessor commercials. He later went on to staring role in Days of Our Lives.

A spokesman for Medical Head Man said that plans are in the works for a collaborative project with Tom Cruise. The movie, an action packed buddy film, is tentatively titled "Head Case and Head Case."

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