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Skinny As a Tooth Pick, Nicole Richie
Slips Through Her Own Bottom– CoverUps.com


Skinny as a toothpick, celebrity socialite Nicole Richie became so emaciated and sickly that she recently slipped through her own bottom and was briefly given up for dead, before rescuers equipped with the Jaws of Life were able to retrieve her.

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By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA. - Socialite Nicole Richie of "The Simple Life" fame has recently undergone a spate of bad girl behavior and has drawn concern from her friends for her gaunt and emaciated look, along with many other things, including rampant drug use and a hard partying lifestyle. Things came to a head literally, when Richie fell, and then slipped through her own tuckus at a West Hollywood club and was briefly given up for dead by distraught friends before paramedics were summoned.

"It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life," said long-time friend and music producer Brad Salyn, who sees talent where others stubbornly don't. "I didn't know what to do. I mean, I told her she needs to keep eating, but this is something I had never seen in my life."

Sadly, Richie's problem is also common among the super skinny models of the world, and more are succumbing to a similar fate.

"It is a sad thing to see," Paris Hilton said, learning about the incident. "I mean I'm glad she's okay and all, but I would love to be that skinny...."

(Scratch DeReno can be reached at Scratch@CoverUps.com)

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