Rambo to kill entire country of Burma
in next movie – CoverUps.com

By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

BURMA – Fueled by doctor-prescribed HGH, Sylvester Stallone is back at it again, this time commandeering a vast arsenal of weapons that would be the envy of most countries, until everyone is dead in Burma, a South East Asian country of slightly less than 50 million people.

“This should be the highest death count ever in the history of movies,” said Stallone. “I plan on driving this Jeep around the country until I knife, shoot, and blow-up just about everybody. Only then can I finally put this franchise to rest, as well as the character of John Rambo, who's really a pacifist at heart.”

We asked him how a pacifist like Rambo could blow up an entire country using everything from 50-caliber machine guns to thermonuclear weapons.

“Yeah, I know it's a contrived character about a loner, a one-man army who goes on an ass-kicking tour through enemy territory because that's the sort of thing he's good at. But it's really about making an anti-war statement with the character, you know, that this stuff (war) is not good,” he said.

Asked about the cheese-ball effects on display while he tears around South East Asia with a ridiculously large arsenal of weapons, which he damn-near depletes by the time he's wiped out the last of those 50 million people, Stallone shrugged:

“Hey, it’s as good as any plot I've seen out there lately. Plus I need something to ride this into my next career, in politics. Someone has to run California when Arnold takes the White House.”

Oh, we can’t wait. Now where's Colonel Trautman when we need him? Someone needs to call Johnny boy home.