“Beer sexuals” Identified
in North America – CoverUps.com

Ben Shafer, 26, loves his Shaffer beer. He, like many other beer drinkers in Milwaukee, is more inclined to date and mate female beer drinkers, a new study shows. Social scientists claim he is a modern day “Beersexual”.

By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.Com Investigator

MILWAUKEE AND All AROUND THE U.S. - A lot of hubbub was created recently, when Jay Leno mentioned on his TV show monologue that sociologists have identified the modern “beersexual,” a creature first identified as living in Milwaukee (or some northern city which eludes us at the moment).

To paraphrase (or butcher) what Leno said:

“Vegansexuals only will date and have sex with other vegansexuals. In America, we have the beersexual.”

Veganism is a philosophy and lifestyle that seeks to exclude the use of animals for food, clothing, or any other purpose. Vegans do not use or consume animal products of any kind.

By contrast, the vegansexual was first identified in Australia and New Zealand, where a new sort of lifestyle being labeled that of the “vegansexual” is becoming increasingly popular. The beersexual was identified in America.

Sociologists identified the modern day beersexual in wake of the so-called “vegansexual” movements in Australia and New Zealand. These “vegansexuals” only date other “vegans” – just as beersexuals only date other beersexuals.

The great North American male and more and more females of late have been called “beersexuals”; those that only date and copulate with other beer drinkers, usually after what amounts to drinking mass quantities of beer.

“I have to admit, I have no desire to date anyone that doesn’t share my love for beer,” said Ben Shafer, whose favorite beer happens to be Shafer Light (Notorious pig swill if you ask us – nothing like Pabst Light!).

“Now, if I meet a gal that shares my enjoyment of a cool summer night, a bug zapper, six pack and porch to sit on – then what more do I need?” Surely not celery sticks, carrots and veggie dip! “Unless I having a Bloody Mary – screw vegetables!”

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