Invisible Man Having
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Pictured here is the shadow of the "The Invisible Man." Halloween is typically a good time of the year for the invisible man, but years of not catching the attention of women has left him a little down in the dumps.  It also turns out that, for a monster, The Invisible Man is quite cocky.

WEST SUSSEX, United Kingdom - The Invisible Man, also known to some as "Griffin" was once a dashing and charming mad scientist, until he tested one of his own experiments on himself and became invisible.  Ever since, he not only cannot make himself visible, he cannot seem to hold a meaningful relationship with a woman either.

"It was perhaps the most ironic thing in my last relationship to say." The Invisible Man said, "But it was true.  I told her (Muriel) I felt like I was invisible in this relationship.  She said I was indeed invisible because I am the freaking invisible man.  That was the moment I cried my eyes out.  It finally dawned on me that not matter what I try - women are not going to notice me. I am invisible to them."

He even went so far as to approach 'The Date King,' an expert on the art of flirting, about his problem to see if he might offer advice to help cure his woes.  The Date King was at a loss for words or advice.

"Our advice was to stress the positive aspects of him," Date King said.  "He is invisible so looks really don't matter.  However, he has a nice deep voice and some women will find that attractive. But, he is invisible and that is hard to overlook - no pun intended." 

Still, it was little solace to the Invisible Man. 

"This sucks," he told CoverUps.com.  We did tell Invisible Man that Bride-of-Frankenstein would soon be back on the market but he was not interested. 

"Oh, god, not that jigsaw puzzle corpse," he said. 

Out of curiosity we asked him why he would be turned off by Bride-of-Frankenstein being he is somewhat of monster himself.  After all, could he afford to be so picky?

"I got no problem with her being a monster," he replied, "I dig monsters.  But she is the made up of many different peoples organs and stuff...eh, that's sick."

"And?" we asked.

"I don't do sloppy seconds."

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