Bigfoot Updates - CoverUps.com

Big Feet, Big Hopes: Once thought to be a mythical creature of the dense forests of the United States, Bigfoot has left many a mark as proof of his existence. Recently, CoverUps.com sent one of our finest journalists (who happens to be an expert in anthropology AND paleontology) out into the world in hopes they could track down some solid proof of Bigfoot. What our journalist found was beyond our wildest dreams. Not only does Bigfoot exist, but he has living relations that has spread the globe, residing in small European towns where they peacefully cohabitate with the locals.

Above: Real Proof that Bigfoot roams and lives in downtown Pittsburgh.

Our journalist has documented Bigfoot having set up house in Pittsburgh. Discovering him out for a stroll among the quiet night streets, our journalist struck up a conversation with the friendly foe and discovered details to his rather migratory lifestyle. On the weekends he apparently enjoys the Hamptons, particularly on those warm, sunny days. When the weather turns however, Bigfoot can be found roaming the dense forests of West Virginia looking for a cave to hibernate, and stocking up on wild berries, nuts, and herbs. Note: Bigfoot prefers to go by his birth name, Harry.

CoverUps.com journalist and Georgio's big foot!

After rumors that Bigfoot's lineage expands beyond his solo reputation, our journalist headed to Italy where his cousin, Georgio Guisseppe Bigfoot, was reported to reside. There, our journalist met up with the friendly Georgio and he obligingly took her to Venice where he showed her the statue that the Italian sculptor Michaelangelo Gregario Armani sculpted for him in 1987. Here is our lovely journalist standing proudly next to Georgio's foot…the photographer? Georgio himself.

Though the rumor mill still smacks of other existent Big Foot relatives, our journalist has yet to uncover evidence of their existence. However, our journalist has kept her story open in hopes that she can continue unveiling the Big Foot race. Apparently, if she finds enough Bigfoots, she hopes to start the Bigfoot Big Heart foundation whereby she will lobby for cohabitation rights and start up a collection to develop several Centers for Bigfoots to enjoy the privilege of habitation in the city.