Bridezilla Spotted Fighting with
Bigfoot Near Family's Cabin – CoverUps.com
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Bridezilla escaped from her urban captivity and wandered into the backwoods of America. Just last month, several sightings have shaken many winter vacationers. |
By Fredericka Kozlowski
CoverUps Investigative ReporterCOLORADO– The Anderson family was innocently enjoying a peaceful weekend get-away in Galoot Lake when their daughter Sara encountered a frightening sight in the woods behind her family’s cabin: Bigfoot having a run-in with Bridezilla.
“Even though winter sees far fewer couples wedding than in the summer, the degree of mating madness is undoubtedly higher,” Michael Kline, Coverups.com’s folklorist, observed. “Bridezilla really doesn’t like the cold. It’s probable she escaped from a nearby church and headed off into the woods. Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.”
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Sara Anderson was out just after dinner when she saw this terrifying encounter. In the small skiing community of Galoot Lake, hers was just just one of many reported sightings of Bigfoot and Bridezilla. |
Official reports describe Bigfoot peacefully gathering sustenance when Bridezilla came tearing through the woods behind him. Bigfoot turned quickly to defend himself from the assault, managing to move just fast enough to elude Bridezilla (Bigfoot is known for his swiftness).
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This sign was posted in the community just last summer. Winter travelers can’t see it due to the high snow drifts. Experts hope that catastrophic man-made global warming will soon solve this problem. |
The Andersons quickly left the resort after the incident. Mr. Anderson told local papers that if the town didn’t get better security at the local churches, he would sell.
