Was This Ancient Man an Alien? – CoverUps.com

This mummified head was found stashed in a crevice in one of the Great Pyramids of Giza, Egypt. Does it indicate early aliens may have helped build the Pyramids, confirming some theories?

By “Scratch” De Reno
CoverUps.com Investigator

GIZA, Egypt – Scientists, scholars and Egyptologists the world over are confounded by a recent discovery in the Valley of Kings, not far from where King Tut was discovered by Howard Carter in 1923. Our good friend and expert on all things historical and archeologically unexplainable, Dr. Frederic Diffendorpher, of the Institute for the Preservation of Pedantic Study, borrowed the head for some in-depth analysis and revealed some startling insights about the “alien head” that only alcohol could illicit:

“I think it is incontrovertible proof that the early Egyptians were bald,” Diffendorpher said. “It is very alien, if you ask me,” said Diffendorpher, who hit us up for drink money while in a little side bar on the streets of Cairo.

We asked Diffendorpher if he could scientifically confirm it was indeed an alien head, and if so, where it came from and why aliens would want to help us build the Pyramids. He replied: “I will scientifically confirm it when you scientifically confirm there is a bottle of Jack sitting right in front of me….”

Here we are sad to report a scuffle ensued. Differndorpher got his ass kicked, but he made off with the head. We promptly learned it was traded for a bottle of Jack at the nearest liquor store.

As soon as we see the head on eBay, we’ll buy it back. Then, we'll finish the investigation of the mysterious alien head. In the meantime, we'd like to share one warning to all of you young scientists out there: "Don’t’ Drink and Think."

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