Spilt Milk, The Startling Truth - CoverUps.com

Remember how sad you were every time you spilt milk? New federal studies prove that most of your guilt came from not knowing where the spilt milk would go. Using NASA technology that put Apollo Astronauts on the moon, we've now got video and photographic evidence.

Everyday American teens dance to celebrate the return of the spilt milk, which falls on small specially constructed stages in High School theatre rooms. Hundreds of gallons are reused daily. Chalk up another one for the tireless investigators at CoverUps.com!.

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