Karl "MC Rove" Rove to Join Dancing
with the Stars – CoverUps.com

Ex-Bush brain Karl Rove is slated to appear on next seasons smash reality dance show – Dancing with the Stars. He caught the attention of the producers of the show in wake of a recent rapping appearance at a special fundraiser.  He did so well, he may even audition for “Idol” next year.  Many predict that “MC Rove” will now tour with 50-Cent and Diddy and other notorious rappers and bitch-slappers.

By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Ex-Bush strategist Karl Rove really put on the charm at a recent republican fundraiser with an homage to hip hop as he broke out his MC Rove.  He did so well, that he caught the eye of the producers of Dancing with the Stars, who now want him to perform next year in the same “over-60 role” previously filled so nicely by Jerry Springer.

“Anyone can see that Karl Rove has a certain magnetism as a rap artist,” said Bret Hightower, a behind-the-scenes industry analyst who once had NSA sex with Lindsay Lohan (Note to Editor: Put that Lohan crap in there to add some sex appeal to our Karl Rove Story. Important - please delete note before publishing!) 

“He is not only a political mastermind, but a hip hop one too…  We just want to show everyone that his dancing repertory is not limited to hip hop – he can do a mean Paso doble…”

Additionally, the producer explained that he was inspired by the success of “Sanjaya” on American Idol.  He said that despite Sanjaya’s poor musical ability, he was able to compensate and win the public over with his exuberant and charming personality.  Rove can obviously do the same, the producer said.  Although, he did note that Rove has considerably less hair to work with. 

Former Stars champion and Dallas Cowboys running Emit Smith thinks it is a brilliant stroke of genius for the show to add someone with the political clout of Rove. 

 “Hey, I was a token member of the show and I actually won the damn thing.  Now, I am not saying he can win, but what the heck…  He will get the chance to do the rumba with a hot Latino.  Now that is something you would have never thought possible when Rove was calling the shots in the White House – Bill Clinton perhaps.”

We met with a high-level White House insider who corroborated reports that MC Rove will be a part of the upcoming Dancing with the Stars season. 

Our high level source, whom we interviewed while quail hunting, demanded we only call him “Dick.” Dick said it was “high time that we show the world the right wing can have some fun every so often too.”    

However, our “fun” was abruptly cut short.  Unfortunately, in the middle of our interview with “Dick” our photographer was shot dead when a flock of quail was startled from the brush.