Classified Time Machine Photos - CoverUps.com

Political Time Travel: Though long suspected to be a wildly impossible dream, CoverUps.com has uncovered the truth behind time travel and its prevalent use for political reasons. That's right… Time Travel is possible!

Allegedly a great Czechoslovakian scientist accurately developed a functioning time machine by the year 1993. After acquiring a patent he sold the machine to the U.S. government in 1996 for the price of $3,456,723.32 (not including shipping and handling). However, he conveniently forgot to include the instruction manual, and the U.S. government was forced to purchase the instructions separately for the price of $1,987,425.46 in 1998, after two years of unsuccessful trials with the complicated contraption. Recently CoverUps.com caught wind of the time machine, referred to as "Betsy", being used for top-secret political operations. The latest of these co-ops involved sending a Democratic senator back in time to interview with Hitler in attempts to attain confidential torture conventions which Intelligence Officers can put to practice on foreign POW's in times of war.

Above: Noted Democrat Senator chats with A. Hitler, Circa 1942.