Einstein's "Brainstorms" Were the Equivalent
of Category 5 Hurricanes - CoverUps.com

CoverUps artist's impression of a jubilant Albert Einstein realizing that "Man, I can make a buck doing this science stuff!" Yes, he redefined physics, but little has been made of the damage his "brainstorms" caused to low-lying coastal areas in the U.S. when he was thinking. His brainwaves were reportedly so powerful; they caused power outages and hurricane-like swaths of destruction up and down the eastern seaboard.

By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Albert Einstein, perhaps the most famous scientist of modern times, whose special and general theories of relativity helped redefine the landscape of theoretical physics, is still to this day regarded as the standard by which all geniuses are judged lamebrains.

Deservedly so, but little has been made of a reputed "negative side-effect" of what is undoubtedly one of the most powerful brains in the annals of human existence. Mounting evidence suggests an uncanny correlation between Category 5 hurricanes and Einstein's personal "brainstorming" sessions where he developed many of his time-bending theories back in the early part of the 20 Century.

The technical paper, Einstein's Brain Effect on Coastal Weather Patterns, was authored by Princeton University professor and noted Einstein biographer, Morris T. Schlernitzauer. It paints an undeniable statistical correlation between one of Einstein's famous brainstorms and severe weather patterns off the eastern seaboard.

A house flattened by one of Einstein's"brainstorms". The brainstorm was thought to include the proposed and now famous "E=MC" equation.

"I know a lot of people debunked my research since the blow-up doll incident last year," said Schlernitzauer (We have no idea what he means by that?). "But you can't ignore the evidence that there is a correlation here between genius brain activity and weather patterns."

At this point, his phone rang. He picked it up and started screaming. "Where is my funding? Where the hell is my funding?"

Ah, we see the correlation now.

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