Ambulatory Stones Surround Village - CoverUps.com

Revolving Stones: England is famous for its tea perhaps as much as its stony time-piece, Stonehenge. As many archaeologists etc. have marveled at the remarkable structure and attempted to discover how exactly the British folk (if they were British at all) erected such a monument. A recent discovery however may undermine all postulations on Stonehenge and the 'way of the rock.' Apparently, there have been documentations of large craggy boulders traversing plain and field throughout the countryside of England. Making their way from Lancashire to Netherfield, the boulders have been recorded to move at a rapid pace of 4 inches a day.

Experts have measured the stones' movement and have clocked them at speeds as fast as 4 inches per day.

Unsure as to what their mobile motive may be, scientists fear that this sudden migration of the rocks could bear bad news. Moreover, it could suggest that perhaps Stonehenge was not a man-made monument at all, but rather, the work of autonomous stones assembling themselves into a remarkable structure before settling down in peace. Scientists speculate this could be the motive of the current stone migration, although they caution English villagers to be extremely careful at all times. Not sure what will happen next, England has called for the immediate evacuation of some of the smaller villages and enforced a strict bussing law that requires all children to be bussed back and forth from school so as to avoid possibly deadly encounters with the large boulders.

Stealthy stones surround an English Village. Villagers live in fear.

After several crushingly close calls, local children are being bused to school daily under the watchful eye of armed guards.

Not sure what to do next, British officials have advised people to passively engage, if necessary to engage at all, with the stones, and to avoid them at all costs. Military force may be called in for help.