Barry Bonds Zeroes In On
Anabolic Home Run Record – CoverUps.com

Baseball player about to go yard – should we assume that because this player can actually hit the ball as hard as he can that he must be receiving anabolic help? If so, should any of his records count? Like many other players in this steroid era, it is hard to tell.

By Scratch De Reno
CoverUps.com Investigator

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Baseball slugger, Barry Bonds, is about to smash baseball’s most hallowed record, the career dinger number put up by Hank Aaron decades ago, which stands at 755.

However, because Bond’s has allegedly used steroids, some believe that the record should not count or at the very least should have an asterisk next to it.

CoverUps.com proposes an alternative solution: We believe that baseball should create an anabolic record book, intended for those who prospered in the “juicing era.” So, far, our idea has been met with praise.

Michael Wilbon, a sports columnist for the Washington Post, had this to say recently: “Yeah, why not create an anabolic steroid record book?” he said to CoverUps.com. “It would solve the whole problem. He (Bonds) would be the best home run hitter to have ever juiced. He still is better than all the others that were on ‘roids’ – like McGuire and Sosa. So, what the heck?”

Sports columnist and "MNF" host, Tony Kornheiser, was about to agree, but the bell went off and he had to move on to another topic.

Some casual fans, like Brian Lozer, 34, a baseball fan from Cleveland, OH, would have more respect for a separate record, which recognized that Bond’s did steroids (or at least probably did even if it couldn’t be proven).

“If it was out in the open,” Lozer said, “I would be okay with the drugs all these guys were doing and the records that are a result…. It takes talent to pop that many drugs and hit that many homeruns. Believe me, I do drugs and hold down steady employment – you realize how tough that is?”

On a final note, Lozer said he would hurry up and get them into the Anabolic Hall of Fame as soon as possible.

“Remember, most ‘roid’ users don’t live that long.”

Neither do their records!