PGA Bans High-Heel Shoe Tee - CoverUps.com

Pictured above, a leggy woman prepares to waylay a ball over a half mile using the controversial High Heel Shoe Tee by Wilson.

By Scratch DeReno
CoverUps.com Investigator

AUGUSTA, GEORGIA - As the PGA Tour prepared for the warm-up rounds leading up to the Master's Golf Tournament at Augusta National Golf Club earlier this year, a group of troublesome women golfer's reportedly snuck onto the famed all-men's club prior to the first tee-off, CoverUps.com has learned.

Allegedly, the group's goal was to test out the latest in women's golfing accoutrements: Wilson's High Heel Shoe Tee.

The controversial tee allows unprecedented loft from the tee box and distance that could make a cruise missile blush. Many say the High Heel Shoe Tee has the potential to change the landscape of both golfing and the fashion world.

The problem is that men are reluctant to use a woman's shoe to strike a golf ball.

The High Heel Shoe Tee is banned by the Professional Golf Association and all PGA-sanctioned events, including the Master's Golf Championship held annually at Augusta National.

CoverUps.com has discovered the High Heel Pink Tee by Wilson employs state-of-the-art engineering-a product of a secretive joint research cooperative between the U.S. Military and Red Chinese Army.

The technology was developed in Beijing with the purpose of discovering how best to lob a missile at California from mainland China. The research ended when the U.S. Military discovered California was indeed part of U.S sovereign territory and not Mexico, as many in the U.S. Government believed.

Professional Golf Association spokesman Tom White said the shoe tee is banned in all PGA sponsored events and anyone driving a ball from a shoe will be asked to leave the course. Nonetheless, woman golfers fawn over the stylish and distance-enhancing game tee.

Message therapist and golfing enthusiast, Sapphire Hicks, Johnston, PA, is all whites after driving a ball distances she once could only dream of obtaining. She uses the High Heeled Pink Tee by Wilson and can now drive a golf ball a half mile.

Golf enthusiast Ray Cassidy, Tampa Bay, FL, has no problem with woman using a pink shoe to drive golf balls from a tee box.

"When I played Rugby in college," Cassidy said, "I once drank a beer out of my shoe, after it had been poured off my friend's ass. It can't be any worse than that, can it?"

Penelope Swan (above), St. Louis, MO, smiles having carried three holes on her last tee shot at the storied Augusta National Golf Club. She was later thrown off the course, which frowns upon female golfers whether they use High Heel Shoe Tees (or any tees for that matter).